.:: this is halloween ::.

codenamearchangel:

Pairing: None

Warnings: None

Summary: The Normandy holds a Halloween party and everyone has their own unique take on a costume

Other: 1,045 words

The Commander wasn’t the galaxy’s best decorator or party-thrower for sure, mostly because there was rarely time to hold elaborate, time-consuming, well-decorated events. With Liara’s help, however, she was able to throw together something she was proud to put her name on. Snacks of several varieties were placed neatly on a folding table the pair had found in the armory, each one labeled to ensure that no one would eat anything that wasn’t compatible with their unique biology. Dextro items had jack-o-lanterns on them, levo things had bats, and the triple-filtered water had a witch hat on it. Though only a handful of non-humans were aboard the ship at this time, Shepard didn’t want them to feel left out in any way, even if her dextro cooking skills were sub-par. It didn’t matter; as long as they felt included, she would be satisfied.

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I FORGOT I WROTE THIS AND I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I LOVE IT

I was just thinking that tomato sauce is the Italian applesauce.

Deep thoughts from my husband while watching Chopped

hey mass effect peeps:

did anyone else find that a bunch of images/gifs containing various alien species were flagged as sensitive content? I found a few of Garrus that were flagged so I checked my entire art tag. I think I have now disputed maybe 20+ images/gifs now? They were mostly Garrus, Mordin, EDI and one of Samara. I get the Samara and EDI ones because the bots probably thought the boobies were nude (they aren’t). What I don’t get are the Garrus and Mordin ones? Seriously like a dozen were Garrus and/or Shakarian stuff that’s definitely sfw was flagged as sensitive.

If anyone else noticed this happening to them, please let me know because I’m super confused. Some of the art was very old so I guess my whole blog was checked out? Idk

Should have asked if he was purebred or adopted. When they inevitably asked, “what?” you could have just said, “adopt don’t shop!”

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

I long for the day I can actually gasp and say, “the wontons” in an actual situation where it would be appropriate

does anyone else want that or no

So I literally NEVER buy any sort of bag (because I generally find that none of them are my style) but I just HAD to have this one by Betsey Johnson. Halloween is my favorite holiday and I love spooky things in general, so this was right up my alley! So excited about this bag! Thanks @betseyjohnson for such an amazing piece! Now to stop myself from spending all my money on her other Halloween/fall bags… #betseyjohnson #betseyjohnsonbag
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnZWW-bl3C0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hkzlg35wi9vx

forgivetheinsubordination:

“I always wanted to be a rock star. That was my childhood dream. That’s what I told everybody I was going to be when I grew up.”

anderaste:

please reblog if u meet any of these qualifications i wanna follow/talk to you

• you like mass effect
• you like dragon age
• you think there’s a game i should play why aren’t you PLAYING IT STUPID
• you would really like to kiss one nihlus kryik
• you consider yourself an eldritch being
• you personally make anders dinner every night
• you’re a big ole turian stan

(Source: chellick)